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School Jokes

Teacher: John, tell me your date of birth? John: July 13th Teacher: on which year? John: it is in every year, Ma’am! Teacher to students: can anyone tell a word which has more than 1000 letters in it? Sam suddenly stands up and said “postbox”! Why the music teacher did not able to open his room? Because the keys were on his piano! What will be a Math teacher’s favorite dish? Pi! What did a math book complained to another math book? “Oh, I have tired of lot of problems”! Teacher to John: “John, you have 6 apples in your plate and Sam took two among them, what would you get?” John: “A fight”! Can you find the longest table in the class room? Sure, it is the multiplication table! Why did Alvin take ladder to his school? Because he wanted to reach to high school! Jimmy to his class teacher: Ma’am, do you punish your students for things that they don’t do? Teacher: No, Never Jimmy: Thank you Ma’am, because I didn’t done my homework! Teacher told Johnny to write an essay of 100 words. Jo...
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Holiday Jokes

Grey Hair  Mona has a beautiful and naughty daughter called Sona. She is very naughty and mischievous. One day, the little Sona with great curiosity asked her mom, ‘Mamma why your hair is turning grey? I don’t like it.’ Mona decided to teach her child about good behaviour and replied, ‘Dear, my hair is turning grey only because of you. Whenever you do any bad action, one of my hairs will turn grey.’ Sona was thinking for a while in silent and laughed loudly. Mom asked, what happened?  Sona replied, ‘Momma now I understand why grandma’s hair is completely grey!’ Missing Baggage  Rosy just get off the flight and reached the baggage area to collect her luggage. She was a month’s tour to Europe and just returned home. She was very tensed as she could not find her luggage, where she had all the things shopped in the Europe. The tensed Rosy approached the baggage in-charge and informed that she arrived from France and she could not find her baggage in the carousel. The in-...
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Classroom Jokes

It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’? Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT’ Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’.  Tom replied ‘Two Elephants’ Teacher asked him the same question.  Tom replied ‘Ten Elephants’ Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘M’ Tom replied ‘Mother Elephant’ The angry teacher repeated the same question.  Cool Tom replied ‘May be an elephant’ Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom. Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”! Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said! Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night. Sam said “we will flip a coin” Then Johnny said “If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study”! Teacher asked the students to t...
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Animal Jokes

Where does fish keep their money? In a river-bank! When is it bad luck to see a black cat? When you’re a mouse! Why is it easy to spot Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers! What steps will you take if a tiger is running towards you? Of course big steps to run. Which is the strongest animal? A snail, because He always carries his house on his back! How do prawns and clams communicate? With shell-phones! Why would an octopus vs. squid war be terrible? Because they are both so well-armed! What fur do we get from a Tiger? As fur away as possible! Why does the ocean twinkle at night? It’s full of starfish! What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow? An animal that can milk itself! Why oysters do not share their pearls? Because they are shellfish! How do fish without cars get around? Octo-bus! What is common between a tree and a dog? Both Dog and Tree lose their bark when they die. What do bees do if they want to use public transport? Wait at the buzz stop. What's as big a...
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